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Top 10 Cartoons of the 80's
1. The Mysterious Cities of Gold
2. Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
3. Ulysees 31
4. Dungeons and Dragons
5. He-man and the Masters of the Universe
6. Transformers
7. M.A.S.K
8. Thundercats
9. Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds
10. The Flintstones
However:
Top 10 Kids shows of the 80's
1. Trumpton
2. Rentaghost
3. Bagpuss
4. Pigeon Street
5. Choc-A-Block
6. Button Moon
7. Bric-a-Brac
8. No. 73
9. Mr. Benn
10. King Rollo
Top 10 Animals Children Like
1) Puppies
2) Kittens
3) Snakes
4) Elephants
5) Hamsters
6) Guinea Pigs
7) Sheep
8) Giraffes
9) Spiders
10) Mice
Top 10 Ways To Avoid Paying A Parking Fine
1) Sell your car.
2) Never park, or even slow down for that matter.
3) Claim you were dropping off a disabled friend who only had eight days to live.
4) Change your name, move to a different part of the country
5) Claim you werent actually parked – just moving very slowly.
6) Move to a house in the centre of town so you never have to drive.
7) Ride a bike. Or tricycle.
8) Kill all traffic wardens.
9) Break your legs after getting a fine and claim that’s why you couldn’t drive home.
10) Go to prison for thirty days instead.
Top 10 Books You Always Meant To Read
1) War and Peace
2) Catch 22
3) Crime and Punishment
4) Trainspotting
5) The Shining.
6) All of The Lord of The Rings
7) A Christmas Carol
8) To Kill A Mockingbird
9) Pride and Prejudice
10) Catcher in the Rye.
Top ten places where Big Brother should take place:
1. Buckingham Palace
2. The Oval Office
3. A Nudist Colony
4. 11 Downing Street
5. Jamie Theakston's bedroom
6. Robbie Williams' Ego
7. A Nuclear Power-Station
8. A convent
9. A monastery
10. Death Row.
Top 10 Actors who should have thought twice before embarking upon a Music Career
1. Stefan Dennis
2. The Blakeney Twins (Christina and Caroline from Neighbours)
3. David Hasselhoff
4. Martine McCutcheon
5. Adam Rickitt
6. William Shatner
7. Sid Owen
8. Anita Dobson
9. Tracey Shaw
10. Dannii Minogue
Top 10 British Versions of American Shows waiting to happen:
1. The Simpsons - The Blairs
2. Spin City - Alistair Campbell's 'R' US!
3. Cheers - Oi! That's my Pint!
4. Sunset Beach - A gay night in Brighton
5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Geri the song slayer
6. Home Improvement - D. I. WHY?
7. Frasier - Eileen (Drewery)
8. Baywatch - New Quay, Same Old Weather
9. Grace Under Fire - Liz under a tiara
10. When Crap takes over your TV VOL. 1-50 - When British Crap takes over your TV VOL 1-50.
Top 10 Over-Rated Individuals Who Appear All The Time On TV.
1. Robbie Williams
2. Geri Halliwell
3. Jamie Theakston
4. Zoe Ball
5. Ronan Keating
6. S Club 7
7. Mel C
8. Steps
9. Westlife
10. Victoria Adams
Top 10 Under-Rated Individuals Who Appear On TV
1. Mark Lamarr
2. Mark and Lard
3. Simon Munnery
4. Phil Jupitus
5. Emma Ledden
6. Adam (Buxton) and Joe (Cornish)
7. Nige and Stef from Vids
8. Zane Lowe
9. Sean Hughes
10. Phil Kay
Top 10 Areas An Injury Can Occur Whilst Playing Football
1. The bollocks
2. the groin
3. the head
4. the thigh
5. the calf
6. the foot
7. the shin
8. the knee
9. the hand
10. the stomach
(Potentially Libellous) Top 10 People Waiting To Be Publicly Outed
1. Adam Rickitt
2. H from Steps
3. Mark Owen (of EX-Take that fame)
4. Andi Peters
5. Liam Gallagher
6. Robbie Williams
7. Jamie Theakston
8. Jon Bon Jovi
9. Iain Lee
10. any celebrity who's been in a marriage lasting for 20+ years
Top 10 Eighties Comedies That We're Embarrassed To Admit Liking.
1) Better Off Dead
2) Adventures In Babysitters
3) Little Shop of Horrors
4) Crimewave
5) Fright Night
6) Ferris Buellers Day Off
7) Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
8) Tapeheads
9) Innerspace
10) Labyrinth
Top 10 Songs That Make Me Smile
1) Pencil Skirt - Pulp
2) Bees - Ooberman
3) Fuck Off - Mindless Drug Hoover
4) Ciao! - Lush
5) Caught by the fuzz - Supergrass
6) Welcome to my Archipelago - My Life Story
7) National Express - The Divine Comedy
8) I'm So Happy You Failed - Laptop
9) Ballroom - David Devant and His Spirit Wife
10) Rough Lover - Posh
Top 10 Creatures That We're Scared Of
1) Swans
2) Geese
3) Tigers
4) Bees
5) Shaun Ryder
6) Really Hairy Spiders
7) Donkeys. Especially those found at Beaches.
8) Jellyfish
9) Ostrich's
10) Rabid French Dogs
Top 10 Stomach Churning Moments On Tv
1) The collection of wannabe starlets from The Word who would do anything to appear on tv.
2) That Keith Chegwin incident.
3) Leland Palmer murdering Maddy in 'Twin Peaks'.
4) Any scene involving Bianca from 'Eastenders' attempting to be sexually attractive.
5) Open heart surfergy in Channel Four's 'Under The Knife'.
6) Various 'sketches' from Chris Morris' 'Jam' - especially if you're under the influence of alcohol.
7) Phil Neville giving away a penalty in the final minutes of the match.
8) Everyone getting nosebleeds at the Circus in 'The League of Gentlemen'.
9) Princess Diana's funeral.
10) Vanessa Feltz BBC show.
Top 10 'Comedy' Animals On Tv.
1) Stouffer the cat from The Harry Hill Show.
2) Gromit
3) Santa's Little Helper
4) Dangermouse
5) Cow and Chicken
6) The Elephant who took a shit on Blue Peter
7) Basil Brush
8) Itchy and Scratchy
9) Scooby Doo
10) The cat from Sabrina the teenage witch
Top 10 Indie Bands Who Never Deserved To Be Famous
1) The Levellers
2) Ocean Colour Scene
3) Reef
4) Shed Seven
5) Northern Uproar
6) The Seahorses
7) Cast
8) Toploader
9) Garbage
10) Stereolab
Top 10 Ways To Dump A Girlfriend
1) Tell her you have the plague, and are soon to be deceased.
2) Sleep with not only her best friend, but also her family, and favourite pets.
3) Admit to questioning your sexuality. Or go one step further and have a sex change.
4) Convert to a strange cultish religion. Like Catholicism.
5) Eat Garlic for a month solid.
6) Gain several hundred pounds of weight, and then claim you don’t like thin women.
7) Stop changing your underwear until the smell forces her to dump you.
8) Admit that your sexual fantasy is to sleep with Vanessa Feltz.
9) Tell her she’s too beautiful for you and that you simply don’t deserve her.
10) Leave the country without telling her.
Top 10 Films That Are So Bad That They’re Good
1) Bitter Moon
2) Monster In The Closet
3) Boxing Helena
4) Crimewave
5) The Refrigerator
6) Sliver
7) Blood Diner
8) Plan 9 From Outer Space
9) Return of the Killer Tomato’s
10) Hudson Hawk
Top 10 Alcoholic Drinks
1) Stella Artois
2) Tequilla
3) Dry White Wine
4) Jack Daniels
5) Carlsberg Export
6) Gordon’s Gin
7) Southern Comfort
8) Bacardi Breezers
9) Metz
10) Vodka
Top 10 Really Good Films That Hardly Anyone’s Seen
1) Vanya On 42nd Street
2) Bad Boy Bubby
3) Mallrats
4) The Music Of Chance
5) Jack Be Nimble
6) The Cement Garden
7) Genghis Cohn
8) Miracle Mile
9) The Icicle Thief
10) Zero Patience
Top 10 Hollywood Stars Who Aren’t As Talented As They’d Like To Think They Are
1) John Travolta
2) Kevin Costner
3) Robin Williams
4) Sandra Bullock
5) David Duchovny
6) Courtney Love
7) Jim Carrey
8) Adam Sandler
9) Keanu Reeves
10) Gwyneth Paltrow
Top 10 Ways To Get Fired From Your Job
1) Kill your boss, and then wave his intestines at your fellow co-workers.
2) Take a couple of bottles of whiskey to work with you, and proceed to get very, very drunk.
3) Claim you’ve become an amnesiac, and can no longer do your job properly (whatever that was).
4) Turn up to work naked.
5) Constantly swear at all your customers
6) Turn up to work on speed, and spend the day dancing.
7) Or sleep at work, and ‘party’ all night long.
8) Create your own religion that forbids you to work in the afternoons.
9) Tattoo your whole body with a selection of lewd pictures from top internet porn site ‘Animal Farm’.
10) Don’t get out of your bed, ever again.
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